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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."
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"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"
"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""
"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."
"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"some say bill gates named his company after his penis. but Steve jobs named his company after the size of his tumor"
"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."
"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."