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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."

"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."

"Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane."

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone? I thought friendship was magic"

"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."