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Joke of the Day

"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"Did you know Helen Keller lived in a haunted house? Neither did she."

"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"

"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"

"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."

"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"