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Joke of the Day
"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"
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"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."
"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."
"The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!"
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."
"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was ""layla"""