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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"

"In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now."

"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"

"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."

"Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they don't have 2 towers."

"What do you call a surprise party in India? Arranged marriage p.s. I'm an Indian living in India."

"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."

"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."

"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."