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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"

"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"

"|(O)| MAARCOOO! ...... (.){"

"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"

"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"

"[standing in driveway with wife] I thought we agreed on a Prius [giant eagle pecks at saddle] NO THIS IS BETTER"

"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"

"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"I hate perforations They're tearable"