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Joke of the Day

"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."

"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"

"If Emblem were a bad employee... Would you Fire Emblem?"

"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away"

"what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? half of an adolf hitler"

"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"