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Joke of the Day
"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."
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"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."
"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."
"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""
"I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter."
"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."
"Sometimes people ask me why I don't wear a watch. It is because I just don't have the time."
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."
"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"