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Joke of the Day
"Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar... One of them was a salted."
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"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"
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"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."
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