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Joke of the Day

"Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"

"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."

"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."