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Joke of the Day
"What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems? Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)"
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"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."
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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."
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"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."
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"My girlfriend said she needs some time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?"