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Joke of the Day
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."
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"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
"Q: Where do Sith Lords shop? A: At Darth Mall."
"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"
"What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer? One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!"
"Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: ""So whose funeral is it?"" I told him I haven decided yet."
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."