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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"

"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."

"What's better than going to Westford Academy? Going to Westford high"

"Parents: Don't let your kids get fake tattoos. Get 'em get real deal prison ink & teach 'em something about this shit called LIFE."

"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"Slightly funny gay joke What doesn't work? A gay dude allergic to nuts"

"The last time I was this drunk and covered in glitter, it had nothing to do with Christmas."

"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."