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Joke of the Day

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship."

"I'm a fan of Star Wars. So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo."

"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel."

"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."

"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."

"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."

"How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story? Chronic-logically."

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"