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Joke of the Day

"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."

"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."

"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"

"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves."

"I'm calling Facebook ""Mom"" now because all it does is tell me who from my high school is engaged and remind me about my cousins' birthdays."

"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"