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Joke of the Day

"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"

"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."

"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"

"I got fired from my job at the Orange Juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"What happens when you fingerbang a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red."

"I feel bad for that goober from the Mucinex commercials. It's not his fault he's a little snot."