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Joke of the Day

"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."

"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."

"Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening."

"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"

"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."