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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job at the Orange Juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"Which doesnt belong? Camel Polar Bear Obama Buffalo Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East"

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."

"Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let's people know you're a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year."

"You can assume that, for the next 2 weeks, there is Baileys in every cup of coffee I drink."

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."

"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."