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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog chase the bulldozer? It doesn't like Cats."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."

"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."

"Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees? Because they love digging up the past."

"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."

"Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy Luckily for you I'm both right now"

"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."

"With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying."