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Joke of the Day

"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"

"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""

"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the jugg'ler."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!"

"I have a fear of two-letter words I get scared just thinking about it"

"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."

"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."