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Joke of the Day

"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"

"How are a grenade and a wife similar? If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!"

"Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car."

"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"

"Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? ""Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"""

"A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway"

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."