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Joke of the Day

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"

"Optimus Prime: ""I transform from a robot into a truck. You?"" Amazon Prime: ""I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."""

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?"

"What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny? It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming...."

"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."