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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
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"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."
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"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."