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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
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"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"If Rand Paul ran for president and put Scott Walker on his ticket as running mate, their campaign would be Paul Walker 2016"
"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"
"A man walks into a bar. It knocks him out cold."
"Did it hurt? When I subtly insulted you to lower your self esteem in order to make you subconsciously seek my approval because I am a socio"
"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"
"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"