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Joke of the Day

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."

"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."

"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."

"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."

"If a picture frame doesn't have the word ""memories"" written on it in giant cursive letters, how do I know what I'm looking at?!"