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Joke of the Day

"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"

"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"HER: What's your cell plan? ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon."

"Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? After the ring, you wake up!"

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across"

"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"