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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
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"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"
"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
"Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping."
"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."
"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"
"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."
"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."