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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."

"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"

"Why did the short vampire like to gamble? Because the stakes were high!"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"

"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."

"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."