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"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"
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"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."
"What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise"
"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving."
"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"