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"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."
"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."
"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip"
"Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says ""Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."" The other cow says ""Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"how come there aren't more babies named Pizza"
"I know where you live In a house"