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Joke of the Day
"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"
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"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."
"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."
"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"