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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
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"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."
"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."
"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."
"I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it"
"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."