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Joke of the Day
"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"
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"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."
"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"
"""Going bald? Shave your head and grow a goatee! People will think you're tough, not bald!"" - stupid assholes"
"I'll always remember my dad's last words on his death bed: 'Son, what are you doing with that pillow?'"
"I like my hippies like I like my Karma. High."
"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"
"Want to hear a joke? My username."
"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"