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Joke of the Day
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
Next Joke
"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"
"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."
"I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :("
"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."
"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""