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Joke of the Day
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
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"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."
"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."
"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."
"Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !"