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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
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"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."
"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."
"A pencil puts on a hat and turns to another pencil and says, ""this hat looks terrible doesn't it?"" The other pencil days, ""it does, but I don't see your point."""
"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."
"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."
"Two goldfish are alone in a tank, One says to the other one, ""have any idea how to drive this thing?"""