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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
"What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? Brians"
"Conserve energy. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?"
"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."
"I can see myself going up in the world... The mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny."
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"
"How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos."