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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
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"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."
"If I had a quarter for every woman I made love to Id have 45 cents."
"Q: What insect lives on nothing? A: Moths, because they eat holes."
"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."
"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."
"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"
"You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees"