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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."

"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"

"How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)"

"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."

"What goes: Click. ""Did I get it?"" Click. ""Did I get it?"" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube."

"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."

"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder."

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"So I brought a girl home from the bar last night... When we got to bed, she said ""Give me twelve inches and make me bleed!"" So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."