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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"
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"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."
"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."
"I tried to jerk off with toothpaste last night... it hurt so I had to quit, but I can perform auto-fellatio, so at least I have fresh breath."
"How much does a circumcision doctor make? Probably just a tip"
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."