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Joke of the Day
"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."
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"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
"-Give it to me straight doc. -You'll never walk again. -Now give it to me gay. -You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again."
"This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay."
"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"
"Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long."
"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."
"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"