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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"

"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"

"I overheard a gentleman saying he grew up with Drew Brees, and that he wasn't a very nice person... I said, ""Hey! Drew Brees is a *Saint!*"""

"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"[5 mins after seeing our neighbour's new boat] wife: ""everything's a competition to you"" me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] ""no it's not"""