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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."
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"I approach sex and parking the same way Get close enough to the end while still being able to safely pull out."
"I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though."
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."
"What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father."
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."
"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."
"What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired? Pants."
"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."