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Joke of the Day

"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."

"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."

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"The milk is so good its Legendary"

"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."

"What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz? You got a friend in me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."

"New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans."

"Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to ""Don't do it!"""

"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"