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Joke of the Day
"Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."
Next Joke
"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"
"Why would anyone want to shoot themselves or others when we live in a world where weed, titties, Game of Thrones and free music exists?"
"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran."
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."