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Joke of the Day

"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."

"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"

"Did you hear about the guy who got chilled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now."

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."

"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."

"Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss."

"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."

"What do you call a all female flight crew? A box office"

"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."