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"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."
"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"
"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"
"Humans are like ketchup on a steak People look at you funny when you eat them"
"So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH"
"Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees? Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade."
"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."
"What is the slowest ship? A snail boat."