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Joke of the Day
"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"
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"How do you say genius sarcastically? Apple genius."
"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."
"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""
"I will always remember what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."
"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"
"PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks."