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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should be changed regularly Both for the same reason"

"Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No."

"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."

"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.... ... Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."

"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."

"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"