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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."

"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."

"I'm really bad at making at fences Oops, wrong place for this post"

"What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you. [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"

"Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes"