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Joke of the Day
"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."
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"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"
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"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."
"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"
"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."
"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."
"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"
"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."