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Joke of the Day
"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"
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"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
"I saw a man the other day arguing with a traffic sign The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop."
"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."
"dishes laundry vacuuming dusting me *Things that won't get done today."
"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."
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