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Joke of the Day

"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."

"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"

"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."

"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"*places empty liquor bottle on shelf for display* I'm An Animal Now Everyone. I Decorate With Trash. Literally An Animal"

"When Eminem, wrote Recovery, obviously he wanted to Recover. Akon wrote Freedom, because he wanted freedom. And Justin Bieber wrote boyfriend, hhmmmm......"

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"