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Joke of the Day
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"
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"My mom said her day at work today made her feel like punching babies I told her to punch herself in the stomach"
"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"
"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."
"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."
"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"
"Why is Ariana Grande called Ariana Grande? She is only 5 feet tall. Shouldn't she be called Ariana Petite?"
"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."
"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"