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Joke of the Day

"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."

"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."

"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."

"The rotation of the earth. Really makes my day."

"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""

"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."

"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."

"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""

"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"