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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of the earth. Really makes my day."
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"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."
"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"
"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."
"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"
"I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade."