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Joke of the Day

"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""

"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Oh. So it's you then."

"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"I heard women love a man in uniform.. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."